1. "It's hard to do arabesque when you're wearing skinny jeans, Mummy."
2. Shooting into the loo in Sainsburys she locked the door behind her before I had a chance to get in. As I was admonishing her, a voice came over the tannoy "VISIT AILSE 47 FOR YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE HOME A DELICIOUS ROAST CHICKEN..." when it finished I heard a little voice "Mummy, quick, something has happened". "Open the door then so I can help you" (thought she'd wet herself). The door opens and she's still standing in dry clothes, "what's the matter?" "The talking door scared me, Mummy!".
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